Conversation

Mike comes home from playing basketball, gets out of his sweaty clothes, and throws them into the hamper in the bathroom.

Me: Wow, those clothes are pretty odiferous. You must have some pretty potent sweat glands.
Mike: I'm just leaving my scent so that other males stay away from you.
Me: In that case, why don't you just pee on the floor and have done with it?
Mike: Who says I haven't?