Madwoman Out of the Attic

a feminist trudging forward in a patriarchal world

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


Mike comes home from playing basketball, gets out of his sweaty clothes, and throws them into the hamper in the bathroom.

Me: Wow, those clothes are pretty odiferous. You must have some pretty potent sweat glands.
Mike: I'm just leaving my scent so that other males stay away from you.
Me: In that case, why don't you just pee on the floor and have done with it?
Mike: Who says I haven't?


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